Do you hate people touching your stuff? Are you paranoid that burglars are stalking your home? How about that stash of questionable material on the dark red flash drive that sits haphazardly in your nightstand drawer? Whatever your reasons are for wanting to keep something completely camouflaged, we’ve got you covered. This declassified list from the Bored Panda files will teach you everything you need to know about turning everyday, household items into top-secret hiding places. These clever tricks would fool even 007 himself, and will guarantee that your valuable (or shameful) possessions remain far from enemy hands. Happy hiding!